so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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