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(504): View more from Louisiana

i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out

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(585): View more from New York

Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.

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(904): View more from Florida

nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

So gin and wine won't be happening again

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(512): View more from Texas

I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...

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(612): View more from Minnesota

And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.

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(408): View more from California

I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom

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(858): View more from California

Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"

(1-858): View more from California

next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....

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