Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I just found puke in my bra..
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
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I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
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Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?