I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.