And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
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Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
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All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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