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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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