right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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