I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I checked into jail on foursquare
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
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