This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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