if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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