Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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