Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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