idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
When are your genitals available?
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
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