it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
When did we convert life to cartoon?
NoShamevember. You game?
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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