apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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