I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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