? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
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