Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
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I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
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I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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