i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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nvm
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I wish you could order shots online.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
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