Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
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