omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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