Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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