We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
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I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
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sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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