turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
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My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
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I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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