I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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