I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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