It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
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omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
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He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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