apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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