that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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