the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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