u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
23 Bisexuals Confess The Biggest Differences Between Dating People Of Each Sex
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
These 25 Ruthless Teachers Embarrassed Their Students
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
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