this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
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