And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
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I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
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dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least