you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
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And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
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Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.