I can't breathe out the right side of my face
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
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No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
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I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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