im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
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