We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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