if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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