if you like me you must not know who I am
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
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She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
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I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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