Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
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I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
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WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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