Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
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apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
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Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
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