Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
The chlamydia really affected his face.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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