You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Randomize
