So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
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