you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
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