I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
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