Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
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i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
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i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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