her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
her facebook's as public as her vagina
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
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I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
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I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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