So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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