Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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