You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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