okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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