does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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