am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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