I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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