I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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