my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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