He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
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I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
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I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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