U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
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he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
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I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
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