I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
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We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
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I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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